crazyat8
Failed ideas: -Lupon's dream of being popular in school is finally realized when he wins a razor scooter race down devil's backbone. -Trumpernaught goes out for a pack of cigarettes one morning and never returns. Lupon is forever haunted by the loss of his father figure. - Lupon discovers an alternate universe inside trumpernaught's snout. -Lupon discovers that he has secret powers. What are they? Why should he tell you?