My full name is SirloinBiffsteak, son of Princess Clarissa of Townsend, but you can call me Biff. I am a male feline (that's cat to you), approximately 15 years of age (in human terms) and I reside in the county of Somerset in the south western part of the British Isles. I have always lived in the same house, although my original owner, a young teenage lad, buggered off to Shepton Mallet and left me to his parents. They're OK, if a little odd, but I suppose I have no real cause to complain. At least they feed me. If there's any other cats - or indeed, humans - who'd like to show their support, do come and introduce yourselves to me. I hope to make lots of new friends on YouTube. It would be good to know you're out there somewhere....