So the other day I signed onto my computer and was surprised to see that someone had hacked onto my computer! The unknown hacker had deleted all of my files and replaced them with bountiful pictures of unicorns and puppies. Although I was outraged at first, I was quickly enthralled with the mystical pictures of white unicorns flying over rainbows and prancing through golden fields of lavender. So much so, that I decided to send a note to my hacker thanking him for filling my day with joy and merriment. The next morning I woke up and ran to my computer to escape into the world of mysitcal decidance, like a little child at Christmas, only to discover that I was in a mental instituion in Greenland. It turns out I had actually spent the entire day throwing quarters at hobos, and had never even spent a second in front of the computer. Weird.