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"I Hate the Dutch" John Dowie [1977, EP "Another Close Shave"] [Lalalala - Dick van Dyke] I'm a British Tourist and I'm very, very rude. I hate the stinking foreigners hate their stinking food I don't like French or Germans I don't care for Belgians much But worst of all worst of all I hate the Dutch The Dutch, the Dutch I hate them worse than dogs. They live in windmills and mince around in clogs. They don't have any manners They don't say 'thanks' or 'please' all they eat is tulips and stinking gouda cheese... I'm a British tourist with a countenance severe I love to strike the foreign type And box their poxied ears But there's one woggy dago I cannot bear to touch The slimy crawling stench ap...