battlejosh
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A few beautiful words from one I love...
"You are my every thing, my world. You are the rarest grape on the sweetest vine that no one knows and always over looked you because thorn vines are wrapped around you and no one wants to reach in and pull you out because there are afraid of how you might taste. But one special woman came along and over looked all the others and saw you and did not take a second look and did not care about the vines just saw how lovely, and th...