craig bunkwaa (BUNKWAA)

Although invisible to the eye, they can be found between the pages of children's magazines or emitted from breakfast cereal commercials. They are the non-living particles that infect cells in a biological organism. only by invading and controlling cells can they reproduce, as they lack the necessary genitalia. As marketing vulture and cult leader, Keith Aims mentioned in his book Life Styles of the Young & How to Exploit Them: "This is the method whereby people conform to social norms, a process that makes possible a lasting society and the spread of it's culture between generations, and is now primarily focused on how children are socialized as consumers." And Keith would know, as he can eat five children in one sitting...