Johny Gallows

Ok, here's my username explanation. I have a goatee. It's scraggly and uuncouth and annoys a lot of people who don't like facial hair. All the time I catch flak from people who want me to go clean shaven, and dress like an Abercrombie model, and probably wax my eyebrows. But I say no. No more girly man fashion. Bring back the frontier look. Bring back the wild west and the vikings and ZZ Top concerts. Times when men were men, and nobody told em to shave unless they wanted to die. So this one day a girl I know was harping on me to clean up my whiskers, and I told her: "Look woman, once you goatee you never go back." I believe that's true for men who grow em, and women who try em out on their man folk. So it sort of st...