valentinorohan46

Two boys are playing football in the park when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips a plank of wood from a fence, forces it into the dogs collar and twists it, breaking the dogs neck. All the while, a newspaper reporter who was taking a stroll through the park is watching. He rushes over, introduces himself and takes out his pad and pencil to start his story for the next edition. He writes, Manchester City fan saves friend from vicious animal. The boy interrupts: But Im not a City fan. The reporter starts again: Manchester United fan saves friend from horrific attack. The boy interrupts again: Im not a United fan either. The reporter asks: Who do you support, then? Liverpool, r...