SmellyClaw
So you'd rather believe in:
1) Talking snakes
2) Knowledge yielding fruits
3.) A human being created from the rib of another human being
4.) A boat that held hundreds of thousands of species of plants, animals and bacteria built by a 600 year old senior citizen and his family
5.) Talking burning bushes
6.) A guy who lived in the belly of a fish
7.) Pointy eared dudes in red leotards with horns
8.) Multi-headed beasts
9.) Evil horsemen
10.) An invisible sky-god who knows what everyone is thinking