Kzanderall

There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am now controlling the transmission. I control the horizontal and the vertical. I can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity - and beyond. I can shape your vision to anything my imagination can conceive. For the next hours I will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to... The Kzanderall Channel.