Mystery School 33

Mystery School: Semester 1 – The Jackass Age Syllabus 📜🤡 Welcome to the only school where you lose credits for "knowing" things and get an A+ for realizing you're standing in a cardboard box. Our goal this semester is to stop polishing the mask and start smelling the roses (and the podium farts). COURSE LIST: 101: Advanced Hallway Measurement Description: A deep dive into the "Scientific Ego." Learn how to spend 40 years measuring a door frame without ever actually walking through the door. (Prerequisite: A high-quality ruler and a profound fear of the unknown). 202: Sacred Cow Tipping (Laboratory) Description: Hands-on training in putting clown noses on "untouchable" icons. This week's target: Stephen Hawking. Learn why...